Naughty Angelina Jolie Photos Surface, Brad Pitt Likely Unsurprised

Star magazine is all excited about these photos from 1999, saying they'll tear Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apart. Really? The dog leash is pretty kinky, but it'll take more than tape on a nipple to do any real damage.

Maybe these photos will inspire a new bout of S&M fun in their relationship. Why not? There are few issues of romantic strife that can't be solved with a few nights of bondage tape and sex. It should be like that scene in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" but with fewer guns.