Blistering Sex Nearly Derails “Not Mash XXX”‘s Verisimilitude

It was a simpler time when making a comedy about wounded soldiers being treated by drunken perverts and cross dressers during the war in Korea was considered fair game. Will Ryder just puts the hot sex back in.

When acclaimed award winning director Will Ryder makes a comedy spoof, the world stands up and takes notice. Credited as the man who breathed life into the porn parody genre that saved porn in the first place, Will Ryder has the "Midas touch" when it comes to spoofing the classics. His latest take on the hit sitcom "M*A*S*H" yearns to climb the charts before it's even released.

With a dead on opening sequence and music that is too close for legal comfort, Ryder unfolds his pornographic vision, revealing Eric Swiss as Hawkeye, Alec Knight as Frank Burns, Krissy Lynn as "Hotlips" Hoolihan, Chad Diamond as Trapper, Herschel Savage as Colonel Blake, Jeremy Conway as Radar and James Bartholet as Klinger. Having succeeded at creating a dead on cast of look a likes to rival the original actors, he then throws in Miko Sinz, Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Bailey Brooks, and Alexa Jaymes to up the heat. It works. Wonders.

We start off with the usual jokes and a full on laugh track, making this a familiar treat rolling down memory lane. Soon we are into girls masturbating, voyeurism, and exploiting local women and racial stereotypes for cheap thrills. It works. Wonders.

The writing is clever, the jokes real knee slappers, and aside from hot sex and arguable better production value, we couldn't tell the difference throughout most of the show. They even added the sound of jets rushing past in the middle of the sex scenes! If anything it was the unbelievable sex scenes in just the right places that almost ruined this movie. We'd get so deep into the show that once the hot sex started we'd just go with it. Before long we'd find ourselves realizing that it was a porn movie again.

Since we don't want to ruin it for you, and this is just supposed to be a sneak peek at the big release and not a full review, we'll skip the small stuff and let you know the hook up's, so that the picture gallery makes more sense.

Bailey Brooks hooks up with Eric Swiss. Sexy little super star Briana Blair takes a walk on the wild side with Chad Diamond. Smoking hot Chanel Preston gives herself to horny little nerd and bugle player Jeremy Conway. Krissy Lynn, who looks amazing as Hotlips, has her special moment with none other than Alec Knight. And last but far from least, bedeviled Colonel Savage gets some very satisfying alone time with Miko Sinz.

"Not Mash XXX" comes out this month from Will Ryder, Xplay, and LFP Video. You are going to hear loads more about it, we're sure, so we just wanted to give you a taste of what's yet to come. We don't envy the judges when award season rolls around in Porn Valley. With a laundry list of spot on porn parodies coming out of every major studio and more shows in production it's going to be a real challenge to pick the winner.