What Color Are Your Panties, Ali Bastian?

Save for the occasional Alvin Ailey joke, we're not really into dancing. But if there's one thing that can revitalize our interest—nay, the world's passion—for modern dance, it's got to be a big, flashy upskirt photo like this.

Kudos to British soap opera star/"Strictly Come Dancing" contestant Ali Bastian for singlehandedly (er, single-crotchedly) keeping an art form alive. Now if we can just stick some panties in some poetry, we'll be all set.

· UK Actress Ali Bastian Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)