Everything Must Go! Everyone Must Come! “Pubic Hair For Sale 2”

It's pubic pandemonium down at Crazy White Ghetto's Pubic Farm and Merkin Emporium! Prices are being cut, buzzed, and shaved down to their baldest, most affordable levels yet! Also, you can watch some people have sex.

Pubic Hair for Sale 2

Studio: White Ghetto Films
Cast: Anastasia Devine, Tanja, Victoria Rush, Brenda Black, Dillon, Bruno Perez, JJ, George Uhl

White Ghetto has a problem with pants-on-fire false advertising. To name a few issues: "Black Kong Dong" doesn't have that giant of a dong, your mom is nowhere to be found in "This is your MOM getting FUCKED in a porno movie: Take 2," and "This Ain't A XXX Parody, It's A Midget Movie" was both a midget movie and an awful "Austin Powers" XXX parody.

However, when we said that the first installment of "Pubic Hair for Sale" left us wondering where the pubes could be purchased, we admit that we didn't look very hard. Fortunately, this second installment provided us with an answer: HairyTwatter.net. Dillon mentions the website right before he and George double-team Anastasia Devine. At first we thought he said "HairyPotter.net," but it turns out that thehairy-potter.net is a website for handmade horsehair pottery.

"Pubic Hair for Sale 2" starts off with Dillon and George breaking the fourth wall to discuss the merits of Anastasia's hairy vagina. Even once they're all naked, Dillon keeps talking: "This young lady is down to fuck." "I think this young lady likes the dick." But at least the men treat Anastasia with care, as each man sucks gently on a nipple and fondles her beloved bush. Once everything is said and done, and Anastasia's pubes are covered in jizz, the snipping and shaving begins. A small packet of hair is saved, and the rest is lathered and removed with a safety razor.

The other vignettes are more or less the same, minus the threesome action. In one scene, Bruno Perez rubs his flaccid penis against Brenda Black's lips until he's hard enough to enter her ass. He carelessly perches her on the arm of a couch, rocking her body against the poinsettia nearby (what a lovely touch!) until he too ejaculates on her bush and has her shave. Another scene stars Tanja as a dishwasher who just wants to masturbate, with JJ as the chef who eventually snaps and fucks Tanja with the dildos she brought to work.

The last scene starts off with Dillon on the phone, randomly talking shit about women for no good reason. Victoria Rush shows up in a Swiss maid outfit, flashes her hairy nether regions to get him hard, and takes him up her butt in one, fluid motion. He might be a disrespectful sleaze, but when Dillon plunges his tongue into Victoria's crotch, you get the sense that he really does appreciate the pussy and all its wiry, bristly goodness.

White Ghetto never produces the highest quality work, or features the hottest babes, but what they lack in talent is made up by their unabashed dedication to grimy people fucking as hard as they can. So even though they use terms like "furburger" to describe the holiest of holes, and even though they really should include a freebie bag of pubes with every DVD, we appreciate "Pubic Hair for Sale 2" as a decent and semi-fresh pornographic experience.

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