There’s Something Different About Rebeca Linares

Well, folks, we've got some good news, and we've got some bad news. The good news is that Rebeca Linares is starring in an upcoming feature from Elegant Angel. The bad news? The feature is "Big Wet Tits 9."

Why is that bad news? Well, as any long time Rebeca Linares fan can tell you, Ms. Linares's assets—while quite lovely—are not sizable enough to be included in a big tits-themed release. Which means that Rebeca Linares, like many before her, has taken up residence in Silicone Valley.

Now, we're sure that there are many who will consider Rebeca's augmentation to be an improvement, and that's all well and good (particularly for Rebeca). But on our end, well, we're just a little sad to see such an amazing, natural body go under the knife. What can we say? We just don't like change.

(If you're so inclined, you can get a better look at Rebeca's new boobs over here.)

· Rebeca Linares in "Bit Wet Tits 9" (elegantangel.com)