Asian Schoolgirl House-Robbing Cock-Sucking Team Go!

We're not sure if this part of "Pulp Friction" relates at all to "Pulp Fiction," but we don't care. Just pretend Nyomi Marcela and Tia Tanaka are Amanda Plummer and Tim Roth, and that Miserlou has been replaced by blowjobs.

Here's where they went wrong: they should've kept Miserlou on the soundtrack. Have you ever gotten a blowjob to surf guitar? Dear God, it's so tubular.

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