Salma Hayek Swells With Pride, Cleavage

Ah, the joy of being an iPhone owner; you know it when you see it! When a woman owns a white iPhone, she gets this unmistakable glow about her, her skin looks flawless, her boobs spill out of her shirt.

Rumor has it that when a celebrity upgrades to an iPhone 4G, her breasts will completely fall out of her shirt, only once, in public, and there will be cameras nearby. Legends even say that any celebrity who purchases an HTC EVO 4G will release a super kinky, high definition sex tape in the coming year. Can we interest you in a plan with Sprint, Salma Hayek?

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