Adult Entertainment Capital Helps Expand More Than Just Your Savings

September 3, 2008
JONNOBOT

In these uncertain economic times, you want to make sure the money you invest is going into something that will tolerate the vicissitudes of the market--to say nothing about possible dividends that include complimentary lap dances and dirty cellphone video downloads. Which is why the newly launched Adult Entertainment Capital is offering ~~horned-up~~ savvy investors the opportunity to buy into "progressive adult oriented companies across all stages of the business cycle" as well as a means of securing venture capital for that awesome laser-powered self-lubricating dildo company you've been hoping to launch. (Oops, we just gave away our secret retirement plan!) Too soon to tell whether Wall Street will take notice of the AIC's forthcoming publicly traded stock, but it does promise to make watching that MSNBC ticker crawl more interesting.