Fleshbot’s Summer TV Guide: Sexy TV To Watch Without Your Pants

It's far too hot to go outside anymore. Luckily, your summer will be blessed by new seasons of shows that are absolutely jam-packed with warnings of "Adult Content", "Adult Situations", and of course, "Nudity"!

So if you're looking for a way to beat the heat, take our advice. Stay inside, turn off the lights, keep one hand on the remote, and one hand on yourself.

A Sure Thing
"True Blood": No surprises here. We've been dying for some new episodes, and with the knowledge that a fresh season begins on June 13th, we can hardly contain ourselves. All we ask for is that Season Three contains more sexy time for Sookie and Eric.

[At left: fond memories of Anna Paquin's naked body linger in our dreams.]

Don't Let Us Down
"Hung": Season One of "Hung" had so much to offer! A plot revolving around sex with tons of people? Check. Copious nudity? Check. Multiple instances of Alanna Ubach stripping down? You better believe it. And honestly, the story isn't half bad. We're sort of hooked on the show, so we'll keep watching, but we will be ever so crushed if they trade the random sex and boobs for something like depth.

[At left: Alanna Ubach—as seen in Season One of "Hung"—likes to be looked-at. We can't blame her.]

Bright New Future
"Entourage": Obviously we're stoked that Sasha Grey is going to be a regular face on "Entourage", and chances are her familiar frame will grace HBO's airwaves sans clothing, but that's only one of the reasons we're excited about the new season. "Entourage" is no stranger to the random naked chick or sex scene. The way we see it, Sasha Grey's appearance is a little wink and nod to the perviest "Entourage" fans, a covenant that says, "Hey: we know you want to see some tits."

[At left: "Entourage"'s covenant in action: panic attacks and pool sex together at last.]

Still Hittin' It
"Weeds": So Alanis Morisette's topless scene wasn't that spectacular; who cares? Mary-Louise Parker is clearly down to show her goods and that's all we need. Our MILF crush on her is still going strong, and we can only hope—come August 16—she'll finally reciprocate.

[At left: from Season Five of "Weeds". Mary-Louise Parker slings more than pot.]

Wishful Thinking
"The Pillars of the Earth": Off the bat, there's really nothing sexy about "The Pillars of the Earth", Starz's latest drama about political and religious struggle in King Henry's England. And sadly, the only female name on the cast is Hayley Atwell, and she doesn't exactly have a history of showing skin on-screen. Then again, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" was such a phenomenally sexy historical drama, that we'd be cruel to think so poorly of Starz. We can only pray that we see a disclaimer like this one come July 23.

[At left: the flatly un-sexy trailer for "The Pillars Of The Earth".]