It's a sad day for Taiwan as the country sees the closure of its last legal brothel, although we suppose that its 87-year-old pimp earned his retirement. Meanwhile, if anyone has openings for its other two employees, we'd sure they like to know. It's hard for middle-aged sex workers to find decent work these days. (uncoached.com; if anyone knows more about where that thumbnail came from, we'd like to know that too)