Mmm, Melon Ballers

Adding food to your lovemaking session is a pretty standard way to spice up your bedroom activities, but some foods work better than others. Honey, chocolate sauce, strawberries, and even ice cubes are all classic sexy treats. Watermelon, however, generally isn't. We're not saying they can't work, just that they're very heavy to carry aroun--and spitting all those seeds everywhere isn't our idea of hot (though we're sure it's someone else's). On the other hand, stopping mid-coitus to answer interview questions from a goofy-hatted reporter doesn't excite us eithe. But there's no accounting for taste.

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