The Joys Of The Open Road: A Guide To Giving (And Receiving) Road Head

Nothing spices up a long (or short) car trip quite like a trip below the seat belt. But if you're not careful, that little detour to paradise could wind up sending you and your partner to the hospital.

So how to navigate the path of pleasure without risking your life? Take a few tips from your good friend Fleshbot, and it should all be smooth sailing driving.

DO: Wait until you've hit a relatively straight, empty stretch of road. Let's face it: getting a blowjob is going to distract a person from driving, and there's no way around it. In order to make your excursion as safe as possible, you need to make sure you're in a place where the car can pretty much run on cruise control. Other cars, sudden twists and turns, and random surprises (like deer jumping in front of the car!) are going to make it much, much more difficult to enjoy oral pleasure (and much, much easier to get into an accident).

DON'T: Surprise your partner. Sure, the element of surprise seems sexy—but when you're driving a car, the element of surprise is more likely to be deadly.

DO: Take it slow. Giving head in a moving car is already impressive enough—there's no need to show off your deepthroating skils, or how fast and furious you can suck a cock. If you hit a bump mid-session, it could set off gagging (or, even worse, biting)...and that's just not much fun. (And while you're at it—using a hand to help out never hurt anyone.)

DO: Adjust the steering wheel. Hey, there needs to be room for a head to move up and down!

DON'T: Go downtown during heavy traffic. The more cars on the road, the more likely things are to go wrong...and the less likely that anyone will end up with a happy ending.

DO: Swallow. Normally we'd leave this as a head giver's choice...but who wants to risk cum stains on the upholstery?

· Thumbnail star: Jenna Haze contemplates the pros and cons of road head (premiumpass.com)