If you're the high bidder for this current eBay auction not only will you get to enjoy a dinner with the lovely Evelyn Win "at an upscale restaurant in the Los Angeles area", you'll also be helping the ASPCA fight animal cruelty and, perhaps even more importantly, will be able to tell all your friends that you had dinner with a real life porn star. You can even show up at that upscale restaurant in a giant Yeti costume if you feel like it! After all, it's not like Evelyn hasn't seen it all before. (ebay.com + hustlerworld.com)