As if you couldn't see enough actual boobs on your iPhone, some genius Machead has created an application that actually allows you to touch and fondle them! Or the outline of a boob, that is. OK, so maybe it's just a line. But still: it's a boob! And even if a bouncy little blob that responds to fingertip touch but lacks any definable features of a real breast gets less interesting the more you play with it, it's good to know that boob physics are alive and well—as are the stunning lengths that Apple fanboys will go to in order to grope a hot rack. (Non-iPhone owners can test it here.) · paiTouch: Virtual boob simulator for the iPhone (crunchgear.com, via Gizmodo)