We know, you've seen this all before, but stick with us here. This is different! Now all the characters are black. Does this make sense? Is this a parody or more an homage?
Don't get us wrong, we'd love to see more black performers in porn—especially something that's as imagination and publicity grabbing as this—but we don't want to see them square-pegged into a movie that doesn't make sense. Also, we're really tired of "Jersey Shore" and all it's trimmings. If they had just called it "People Having Sex On A Beach" we'd be all over this.
Gripes aside, let's see how the stars match-up.
MTV's Jersey Shore: Snooki
XXX Black Parody: Pookie (Samone Taylor)
MTV's Jersey Shore: Pauly D
XXX Black Parody: Joey C (Nat Turner)
MTV's Jersey Shore: J-Woww
XXX Black Parody: Z-Wow (Stacy Adams)
MTV's Jersey Shore: Ronnie
XXX Black Parody: Ron E (CJ Wright)
MTV's Jersey Shore: The Situation
XXX Black Parody: The Enigma (Prince Yashua)
Three extra gals are listed, but not assigned parody names. Perhaps these will take on the roles of Sammi, Angelina, and... a female Vinny?
Melody Nakai
Imani Rose
Cassidy Clay
· Grindhouse Pictures to Release 'The Jersey Shore: A XXX Black Parody' (xbiz.com)