Egos, Vaginas Stretched In “S.O.S. 8”

As common as it is, few people know that the Morse code distress signal SOS was adapted by the German government before it became popularized as an English-language acronym for "Save Our Ship" or, less commonly but somewhat more poetically, "Save Our Souls". More than a century after its inception, Digital Sin director and monstrously endowed male performer Shane Diesel give the telegraphic phrase a whole new meaning with the "Stretched Out Snatch" series, now it its eighth installment. Sure, it might not be what the 1906 Second International Radiotelegraphic Convention had in mind—but it's still a sort of distress signal, isn't it?
In this volume, starlets Alex Dupree, Bree Barrett, Andrea Wild, Bobbi Starr, and Audrey Elson continue the series tradition of featuring unsuspecting girls with a curious streak and a high pain threshold; given their pluck and talent it's even more disrespectful than usual that they're referred to as ho's and tricks on the box cover. But we all know that such wordplay is common in porn as a device to further stroke the male performers' (and by extension the male viewers') egos, so maybe we shouldn't take it too seriously. Though we do have to ask: when you're possessed of a cock the size of a small fire hydrant as Diesel is, why do you need further ego stroking anyway? Digital Sin's "Stretched Out Snatch 8" hits the shelves this week. • Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com; see "S.O.S. 8" .wmv trailer here)