Nina Hartley Explains It All For You

I caught up with Fleshbot Crush Object^TMNina Hartley (it wasn't too difficult; she was busy being serviced by a man 20 years her junior at the time) and asked her for her verdict on what is and isn't a MILF. See what she said after the gap.

"'MILF' suggests motherhood," the veteran pornstress and star of thousands of videos and countless more sordid fantasies said. "'Mom I'd Like to Fuck'. 'It also implies something soft and warm. I prefer 'cougar'. 'Cougar' is more predatory."

Trained as a midwfe, Hartley has nevertheless chosen to remain childless. Why, then, and despite what she just said, did we find her atop Will Power on the set of Northstar's latest episode of "Minivan Moms"?

"It's a heartwarming story in which the two characters fall in love - ?" she suggested.Despite my general star-struckedness, around Hartley, who still gets mail about her 1988 outing with Peter North in "Splendor in the Ass," I didn't buy that either.

Hartley, whose "Nina Hartley's Guide to Total Sex" has just been translated into German ("Sex mit Nina") will be riding her minivan into your pants by Christmas, regardless of the fact that she only plays a mom in porn films.

· Nina Hartley (nina.com)
· Northstar Associates (northstarassociates.com)