Things Are Easy When You’re “Maid In Japan”

What do Asian porn performers, who are already a fetish unto themselves, do to disappear into character? Why, they put on a maid's outfit, of course! Either that or they could dress like Kiss, and no one wants that.

So many things are going on in this video: hairy, sassy, cartoon-quaffed, oiled and ample-breasted, kittenish, and all around delightful Japanese nymphs who probably tried on that rented outfit that very day look so out of place in costume but then, when the costume comes off, look so beguiling.

One woman awkwardly fucks a guy I recognize as one of the bathhouse demons in "Spirited Away." IO'd drop, like, three or four soap tokens for the same chance.

Too much time was spent thinking up a headline for this article. A memory stirred. "Is it 'Things are easy when you're made in Japan'" we asked Miko-San, the Fleshbot West intern, but she isn't old enough to remember that Alphaville song from 1984 that we ourselves misremembered.

But Hello, we can now attribute the nameless fear our infant selves harbored through toddlerhood to, perhaps, a chance glimpse at the dude singing this song.

Speaking of things we remember dimly; there are actual instances of queefing in this video. How long has it been since you've seen that in American porn?

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