An Ode To Annalynne McCord’s Cleavage

Oh, that we might be the tiny birthmark perched above the canyon of AnnaLynne McCord's cleavage, forever staring cameramen in the eyes, defensively guarding our beautiful bounty of boobs.

You see what happens when we don't get to see a significant amount of boob? We get crazy. We've never desired to have a choice perch above Pamela Anderson's rack because we have relatively free access to it all the time. Free us from our bizarre obsession, Annalynne McCord!

· AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage Sneak Peek (hollywoodtuna.com)