Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was "If 'Anal Is My Middle Name,' what is my confirmation name?" This compilation featuring spirited backdoor entries by Harmony and Chayse Evans is a poopchute of pleasure.
Once, when I was young (I am now 23), I was on the set of a Lauren Phoenix movie and, while crossing the floor to get a better shot of the action, slipped in Ms. Phoenix's ass water. This is an occupational hazard that beats getting a girder to the head every time. Still, I kind of don't like watching anal sex.
But that is representative of the many contradictions that occur naturally in our lives, isn't it? Because I love women who like anal sex, and many are featured on this disc.
Particularly Harmony in a double penetration scene. Harmony is full-figured and milky-white, dressed in an ass-high pair of mesh stockings that become, er, soiled with exertions.
Then there is cover model Chayse Evans. Hers is the disc's only new scene and is located in the Bonus Features. For a moment I thought there had been the sort of 90's-era porn switcheroo in which the cover model was nowhere to be found in the movie, but my fears were allayed after I actually watched the whole movie.
Evans is a tattooed and vicious combination of Kirsten Price and Dana Vespoli, and she is hot like fire.
Other standouts on the disc include Dana DeArmond and Charlotte Vale, and I also liked the copious shots of labia in full flower.
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