We, For One, Welcome Our New Porn Overlords

A look back at the week that was...

· That election sure was stressful, wasn't it? But at least we ended up with a leader we can trust. Two of them, even!
· Speaking of elections, say good-bye to the Bush Administration. Oh, and the one with George Bush in it, too.
· Her ass is so big, it broke our tape measure.
· Here we go again: Extreme Pornstar Showdown enters round two. Can you handle the extremeness?

· You can never have enough gapes. Especially when Belladonna is involved.
· MILFs loving MILFs, the way only a MILF can.
· Southeast, middle east, northeast -- whatever. All we know is that these are some beautiful women.
· That's it: we're never leaving our house again.