The Final Frontier

February 5, 2010
LUX-ALPTRAUM

A look back at the week that was...

· Furry Girl reaches the final frontier...Antarctica porn. Now if we could just get some space porn....
· If the Super Bowl involved fans like this...we'd have more reason to watch the Super Bowl.
· Wait a minute. That Russian dancer isn't wearing panties!
· We heard you loud and clear: you don't want to see Snooki naked. We don't really believe you, though—and neither does whoever it was that uploaded this (probably) fake Snooki sex tape.
· These aren't just big dicks. They're scary big dicks.
· "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" is back. And boy howdy, there are boobs!
· And when all else fails...just "Whore It Up."