We Can’t Believe You Went There

Once in a generation there comes along a movie experience that's so real, so visceral, so compelling, that it fundamentally alters our views on some major social issue, changing our core values, and in the process righting inequality with a fiery dose of redemption. Cinema classics like "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington," "To Kill A Mockingbird," "Full Metal Jacket," and "Dr. Strangelove" all spring to mind as worthy examples.

In light of America's recent election, and its historic shattering of racial barriers, we'd like to tell you that Shane Diesel's latest Digital Sin release "I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" is the porno equivalent of such a title--righting social injustices and overturning negative stereotypes with his supernatural endowment--but that would be wrong. Very, very wrong. If anything, it's more like the 17th volume of the porno version of King Kong... well, after Kong climbs down the Empire State Building and moves to Texas to settle down on a polygamist ranch with his barely legal white Mormon wives, that is.

Volume 17 features eager beauties Leenuh Rae, Kirra Lynne, Madaline, Leona Dulce, Daphne Flor, and Alyssa Dior riding Diesel in performances that play more at blackface revival than any sort of racial transcendence. Laying your massive black erection up and over the face of a pretty young white girl--literally--is one thing, but having your models feign terror or shock is another. We're not suggesting that it's not entertaining (far from it!), just that it plays to the prejudices of a certain crowd with the same effect of, say, speaking Geechee. (Though we're pretty sure that was the general idea--to call a spade a spade, as it were. No pun intended.)

Admittedly, this is no "Do The Right Thing." It's not even close to "Girl 6." Still, with over three hours of hard, throbbing goodness crammed tightly into this juicy little package, you're sure to find something that helps liberate your inner demons, right? If this is what it takes for some of you to ease your racial tensions and finally let it all go, we understand.

"I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" hits the nation this week. Act accordingly.

· Digital Sin (digitalsinsations.com)