Season Three Of “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl” Kicks Off With A Bang—And Boobs

The good news: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl"'s third season opens with a flurry of flesh, as Belle tends to the needs of a client (and, ahem, he tends to hers).

The bad news: the body we see getting caressed and kissed is, almost without a doubt, not the body of Billie Piper—which is kind of disappointing. Yes, we know that Season Two made generous use of body doubles—but they had a good reason back then: Billie Piper was pregnant. We were hoping that post-partum Billie would happily return to the antics of Season One...but, alas, this does not bode well.

Then again, tits are tits—and even if they don't belong to Billie, we're still happy to see them.

· "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" (sho.com)