Justine Joli’s Boobs for A Cause

Close Personal Friend, Nerd, and Penthouse Pet Justine Joli requested we tell you about an event November 17th for Manhattan's You Can Thrive! Foundation, a charity that benefits women with and survivors of breast cancer. One ticket to Monday's Burlesque Breast Fest Carnival at Madame X on West Houston Street guarantees the lucky entrant a night of burlesque, booze, and bawdiness. But Joli just sent along text. "What do you think this is?" we cried. "Don't you know that the words are only here for the time it takes readers to unzip?"

"Oh, right," Joli said, wriggling in her Wonder Woman Underoos. "Here they are."

· You Can Thrive! (youcanthrive.org)