Your Preflight Safety Tit-torial

Hey, if you watch this clip 253 times in a row, it'll be just like watching Will Ryder's "Flight Attendants," except it's Danish and less painful.

If the airlines started adopting these methods, we'd have a lot more crotch bombers on planes. (Zing!)

· Topless Stewardess Gives Safety Instructions (sexyandfunny.com)