Also Sprach Yoshie Shimano

This picture of the naked and eminently sexy Yoshie Shimano lay at the end of a chain of Google research involving math. When we set out, we thought we were going to be finding out about numeric progressions, but just look at her. Doesn't that expression just beg for us to put down the calculator and come over there and help with those panties?

It turns out--go figure--that Yoshie, who is in one sense the end result of a progression of perfect squares but in another an assemblage of perfect curves, actually also provides us a fascinating study in fluid dynamics in "The Shiofuki #4," which is about chicks who squirt when you fuck them.

(We asked Mr. Pweasels what, in hell, he was talking about. This is his reply:

Grams – I don't know if I can flesh out the math conceit in the Yoshie story. I was casting about at random in the gamelink catalog, desperately putting in numbers for performer IDs hoping to strike something interesting for a fleshbot article and I found Yoshie's by entering 1 4 9 16, which is the sequence of the first four perfect squares (also it is the sequence that gives you the dimensions of the monoliths in "2001: A Space Odyssey," assuming you carry the math into the fourth dimension and figure on hitting sixteen for its measurement in whatever dimension the builders count as the fourth, although Clarke didn't go that far). It seemed like it wouldn't really fit the tone of the article to say I had exhausted 24680, 13579 and the first five and six elements of a basic Fibonacci sequence.

Leading us to our thesis: Porn Is What You Make It - ED)

· Oriental Dream Pictures (www.orientaldreamxxx.com)
· Buy "The Shiofuki #4" (gamelink.com)