This Year In Flesh: 2009 In Review

A look back at the year that was...

January
We made our way to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo...and oh, the things we saw there. (Like the Real Touch Robopussy!)
"Monster Meat" terrorized the ladies of Porn Valley (and wrought havoc on their dainty bits).
Amy Fisher found forgiveness in the adult industry.
And, in the end of an era, Casey Parker left Shane's World.

February
Evan Stone's penis managed to make the Super Bowl interesting.
Triple penetration? You betcha!
In just one of a long, unending stream of topless shots, Kate Moss revealed her nipples to New York Magazine. To promote Topshop, of course.

March
New Sensations announced the filming of "Scrubs: A XXX Parody," another strike in their battle for porn parody dominance.
Malin Akerman disrobed for "Watchmen"...and even that didn't make it worth watching.
Bless our stars! Stoya did two boys...at the same time.
And in stories we wish we could forget: a terrible looking porno was shot at Howard Stern's studio.

April
Jessica Biel's topless scene from "Powder Blue" made its way to the internet. Apparently, that was why no one saw the movie in theaters.
In other movie news: "The Girlfriend Experience" came to the big screen...and we liked what we saw.
Eva Angelina came back from her hiatus.
Art school models: naked, clothed, and endlessly interesting.
Vivid (sorta) remakes "Deep Throat", with Sasha Grey in the Linda Lovelace role.

May
Shockingly, Penny Flame retired from porn.
In a mere week, we saw Cassie topless (for real and faked) and Rihanna nude (albeit headless).
Gianna Michaels starred in her first ever anal scene.
This girl achieved the best orgasm ever. Everyone else, you can stop trying now.

June
Faye Reagan started doing boys (again!).
Leighton Meester's sex tape hit the internet. Supposedly it involved a footjob, but we didn't see it.
Supreme Commandresses Stoya and Joanna Angel united for greater sexiness.
And for like two seconds, the iPhone app store was okay with porn.

July
Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones gave us all we ever needed.
Emma "Hermione Granger" Watson continued the journey into adulthood with an almost nip slip.
Tristan Taormino roughed us up (and so did Sasha Grey).
Nude photos of Amanda Palmer were leaked to the internet...by Amanda Palmer.

August
More nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens appeared online, then promptly disappeared when her lawyer claimed she was underage.
"Twilight" star Ashley Greene also had nude photos leaked, prompting us to take an interest in "Twilight."
One of the most hyped TV nude scenes of the year, Alanis Morissette on "Weeds," was just a big ol' disappointment.
And, of course, there was the McSteamy naked tape.

September
We went back to school with Digital Playground's "Teachers."
Rammstein scarred us for life with porn music video "Pussy."
Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore made out in the pages of Marie Claire. Yeah, we're still confused.
And "That 70's Show" got porn parodied.

October
Raven Alexis won our heart with talk of WoW and ST:TNG.
Finally, we know who's nailin' Palin: you are.
Hanna Hilton retired from hardcore porn. If she's still looking for work, we've got a few ideas for her.
"The Sex Files" made us believe.

November
The First Annual Fleshbot Awards rewarded sexy pop culture...and created some, too.
Anya Ayoung-Chee starred in a celebrity sex tape that was actually worth watching.
War Machine went from MMA fighter to pornstar.
JimmyJane unleashed the Form 2, and we were blessed.
After months of anticipation, we finally got our hands on (and our parts in) a Real Touch.

December
Over here, Gleetards! It's Lea Michele topless.
Faye Reagan stole our heart....and won the title of Crush Object of the Year.
What a sexy, sexy year it's been.