Herschel Savage is prying apart the petals of the wrong kind of flower entirely if he really wants to learn about photosynthesis. And he's getting in the way of the light, too. His zeal in his quest for knowledge is admirable, but if he doesn't back up a little and get some distance, he's never going to learn anything about plants.
Maybe Sasha Grey, who looks pretty disgusted with the Professor's lack of discipline, can help him regain some perspective. Or she might just be writing "Female Anatomy" on the board; if the mountain won't come to Mohammed – well, you know how it is.
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