The Holiday Gap: Busting Scales, Nuts

It has come to our attention that there is just not a lot of holiday porn for Thanksgiving. Christmas has its titles every year, what with Santa and the elves and the presents, but Thanksgiving just doesn't have any happy characters to hang a good story on. It's nothing but eating a boatload of food and watching football.

That's why we're nominating Rodney Moore's "Scale Busting Babes" series as the new official porn of Thanksgiving. Aside from showcasing the upside of a robust diet, Rodney's whack-job plots will give you something to watch and enjoy once the Lions finish getting beaten – and who wouldn't give thanks for a girl like Felony Lay or Krystal Jordan on a cold November day?

· Rodney moore (www.RodneyMoore.com)
· Buy "Scale Bustin' Babes #32" (gamelink.com)