Stuffing? I’m Stayin’

No matter where you spend the holidays, one question always presents itself: How to smuggle porn into your parents' house for that all-important between-sobs private time? Years of trying to keep mom from finding the magazines in the laundry bag or preventing dad from booting up the laptop may have left you with no cure for that itch you get when you've been on the wagon for three days and you're not getting home for another three. But a solution is at hand. So to speak.

Gamelink's got porn for the iPhone, iPod and the AppleTV, so if you've got your portable device in one hand and the other hand free, now's the time to start taking back your old bedroom. You probably don't want to get caught watching "It's A Mommy Thing 3" or "Daddy's Dirty Daughter," but there's plenty of other porn for the holidays.

And don't forget, you're going to need something to watch on the plane!

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