Scarlett Johansson: Topless In 2009?

Loyal readers of the 'bot are no doubt familiar with our obsession with one Scarlett Johansson—and, um, her boobs. So it should come as no surprise to learn that we were quite literally floored when we heard the news that she might very well go topless in an upcoming movie. Can it be true? Will 2009 be the year we finally reach the promised land—the one where we see ScarJo's boobs?

Uh, probably not. Given that the movie in question is "He's Just Not that Into You," and the trailer—which certainly implies toplessness—shows Scarlett tastefully submerged in water, we have a hard time imagining that this'll be the movie that makes our dreams come true. But take a look at the trailer and judge for yourself—if this is the great reveal, it will totally be worth those hours and hours of chickflick.

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· "He's Just Not That Into You" Trailer (youtube.com, via on205th.com)