“I’m Camera Shy,” But Here’s My Vagina Anyway

Like the expression "cold hands; warm heart," perhaps being described as "camera shy" betrays an aggressiveness in other areas. At least that's what producers of this Japanese curiosity want you to think. Meek and reserved porn newcomers tentatively step out of their clothes to take their places among the international cock-gobbling sisterhood, as if to say that behind every demure librarian or boba bar cashier is someone who will have sex for money. Subversive!

The description of this movie (and bear with me) is poignant:

Many men prefer their women on the tamer and quieter side! If that is you, these Japanese girls are a rare delight in a world of loud, annoying and fat, ugly women.

Reading between the lines, we can imagine a nation of Walter Mittys for whom the good old days meant quiet, submissive ladies who didn't snack between meals and whose opinions were their spouse's opinions.

But everyone from Yuki, here, to this morning's Dunkin' Donuts cashier in Mesa, AZ, knows that good blowjobs don't happen right out of the box, so that meekness is as cultivated as Sayaka's surprisingly assured fellatio skills.

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· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "I'm Camera Shy 2" (gamelink.com)