Bree Olson Makes It Rain

There's really no reason for Anthony Rosano to be sweating this much. We can only assume that Bree Olson is made of lava. Hot, sexy, blonde lava.

Lucky for us (and Mr. Rosano), touching Bree doesn't cause you to explode in flames, there's only a slight melting sensation. You may also experience sweating, dizziness, weak knees, euphoria, and a sudden affinity for footjobs. We recommend not using heavy machinery during exposure to Bree. Unless you're using your computer to watch her, then you kind of can't help it.

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Previously: Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From "Bree Exposed"