A Turkey’s Eye View (Of A Topless India Reynolds)

Up until now, we've never had much reason to feel jealous of the Christmas turkey. But ZOO's investigation into turkey prep has opened our eyes: there's more to turkey life than getting baked and stuffed—there's topless girls, too!

This is how the Christmas turkey gets prepared, right? (Hey, we've never made one! We're too busy cooking latkes!)

· You Are The Christmas Turkey! (pics @ zootoday.com)