Look at the juicy and delicious April Flores on the cover of "Waist Watchers 4." LOOK AT HER. That's right: you're not just looking at her waist; you're looking at handfuls of other parts that, laid atop each other on a scale, would create an exuberant feeling in you greater than their weight. The Germans say it best when they call such women "zaftig." But now you, like last week's winner, must come up with a better term than the porn-standard BBW. Why? Because April Flores will cry if you don't, and because Lufthansa is bankrupt.
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