Riding The Zephyr To Unexpected Pleasure

The Vergenza Zephyr arrived on my doorstep in an unmarked box, completely unaccompanied by any sort of instruction or explanatory material. Clearly it was a sex toy—why else would someone send it to me?—but what kind of sex toy was it, exactly?

My immediate assumption was that it must be an anal toy. At a mere 5" by 1.25", it seemed too small to be intended for vaginal pleasure; then again, I wasn't quite sure that it was shaped for anal pleasure, either. I decided to turn to the internet for help.

Vergenza's website informed me that the Zephyr is "double-ended and gender neutral"—not particularly specific, sadly; but it did lead me to believe that anal use was certainly somewhere in the mix. But hey, why depend on the internet for information when I had two eager orifices more than willing to give the Zephyr a go?

As a bit of a traditionalist, I started my session with some good old fashioned vaginal play. I'd expected this portion of the experiment to be a bust, but was pleasantly surprised to discover the Zephyr performed surprising well when it came to vaginal stimulation. Despite its small size, the toy has a surprising amount of heft and weight that lends some intensity to its stimulation. My ladyparts were not left wanting.

But what about the ass, you ask? No sooner than I'd had an orgasm (or several), I turned my attention assward. The first thing I realized: The Zephyr requires more warm up than you would expect. Sure, it's all small and cute, and looks like it would slide into a butthole with near no preparation; then again, it's a piece of metal. As we all know, metal has much less give than, say, silicone or a penis. Translation? The toy felt a lot bigger than it looked.

Which, once it was firmly ensconced in my anal region, was not so bad a thing. As a woman who appreciates the finer things in life, I happen to enjoy the sensation of aircraft-quality aluminum stuck up my nether regions. Really, what more could a girl want?

Should you be inclined to stick the Zephyr into your own parts (or the parts of a friend or loved one), just remember: if you're going to be exploring multiple body parts, sterilize it in between uses. It's just better that way.

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