The Universal Seduction Technique

Oh, those Europeans, with their non-cell phones, slide projector porn, and pubic hair. But we have one thing in common: in America and Europe, when you grope a sleeping girl, she fucks you moments later.

But seriously, can we just talk about that slide projector porn for a second? Has anyone really, ever, anywhere thought that that made sense? The sheer amount of effort it would require to generate but a single orgasm that way... well, we're just glad we have the internet.

Though, on the other hand... the internet doesn't have a sexy, eery glow that reflects hot images on you while you're doing it with your now wakened paramour. So maybe it's a toss up.

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