How To Make Flower Tucci Bloom

Step 1: be Lexington Steele. Step 2: proceed as normal.

Everyone knows that Lexington Steele lays enough pipe to put the plumber out of business, but were you aware that the gardener is about to lose his job, too? It's a recession, homies. Lexington('s veiny member) has more pep than Miracle Gro, so he can make a lot of plants (and voluptuous babes) happy. It's just plain economics.

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