Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister

Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads.

This porn version of "Alice," the third to be shot this year, promises something far more Sunny (the delicious Sunny Lane is the most deceptively wholesome of the three Alices) and, well, less Stormy and Grey.

Not only that, but the movie, which wrapped yesterday at McLean's ranch in Sunland, will be released concurrently with Tim Burton's version of "Alice," slated for February 2010.

We've already visited the Hole, the dungeon down which Alice follows the rabbit (the rabbit is Lavish Styles), and now we're ready for the Mad Hatter's tea party, hosted by Evan Stone. But first Kimberly Kane must masturbate.

"I play Alice's dirty sister," says Kane, in yet another impressive hairdo. "I masturbate while reading this illustrated 'Story of O.'"

It's the last day of shooting and the mountainside is decorated Wonderland-style. Dust blows up the canyon and Sunny Lane and Kimberly Kane do their best to not squint at the camera. McLean's dogs, horses, and assembled menagerie try to avoid the camera.

Lane, just back from a month-long stint at the Moonlite Bunnyranch, is greeted warmly by Kane, who stands out in the porn world for having something nice to say about everybody.

"You are the sweetest thing," said Kane as Lane tottered down the hill. Soon they would be naked, with dust everywhere, but we will preserve the fantasy for a little while longer.

· Erica McLean (hardcorecircusxxx.com)
· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)