Busty Beauties & Delicious Tits Are Truly Timeless

Most hootercentric titles lack real soul, settling instead for humongous melons jogging back and forth while high pitched big cock queens practice opera scales before taking a frosting. Lucky for you, this post has both.

For those of you not born in the 70's, the word "kismet" is Turkish for fate, which means it was prolly once Armenian for the same thing. How's that for irony? (We'll have to have someone else explain fondue to you. We're not sure we're all that qualified.) Though we most certainly are qualified to tell you about porn director Mark Kismet and his mammary manifesto dropping this week from Hustler Video and that genius Larry Flynt.

These days, a simple Google search for "kismet" will turn up everything but the little known Hustler director, which means he's almost a shoo-in for a book deal about how terrible it is having to slave in porn, judging from LFP employee's track records. Until he pens his memoirs, we can simply enjoy his take on the "Busty Beauties" video series (not to be confused with the magazine or the website) with the latest installment, "Delicious Tits." It just so happens that those are our favorite kind... and boy, are we hungry right now!

Mr. Fate serves up double D helpings of sweater stretching Freudian goodness with succulent milk maids Audrey Bitoni, Carmella, Holly Halston, Phoenix Marie, Priscilla Sin, and Taylor Kurtis getting jiggled every which way in the pink, then smothered in a piping hot coat of creamy white custard. Still, we're not sure this video illustrates the cosmic principle of determinism so much as reinforces our belief in karma—that is to say, by proving once again what goes around cums around.

Judge for yourself!

· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)