Byron Long Gives No Name Jane Some Sweet, Sweet Candy

In the real world, we'd probably scoff if a woman described a penis as being "like a candy bar"—but this isn't the real world, this is porn, and No Name Jane can use whatever analogies she likes.

Especially if that analogy is a prelude to a delicious episode of servicing (utilizing both the mouth and the feet!). Yes, keep on keeping on, Jane, and we'll forget all the silly things you might say in the heat of the moment.

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