Dinner And A Movie… And A Sloppy Blowjob

Actually, we're not that hungry, and movie theaters freak us out. Let's just skip to the sloppy blowjob part. Yeah, that'll get this triple-date going.

See, back in the day all this wife swapping stuff was classy. The hippies had just given up free love, and the young bourgeoisie decided to make fun of the peaceniks by fucking everything in sight. Say what you will about the Reagan years, but at least someone was having a good time.

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