PornCop(TM): DILFs

We can't be everywhere. But when we see a porn title that promises one thing but delivers another, we act. (To be truthful, we clean up the mess we just made and then we act.)

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While it's true that more than half of the population is someone's daughter and, unless she was born in a test tube, each of the five women in "Daughter I'd Like To Fuck" is a daughter of somebody, what concerns us is that in only one scene is a woman referred to as a daughter and the scene performed with that motivation in mind. Shame!

For three of the first four scenes, the movie might as well have been called "Friend of My Own Teenager I'd Like to Fuck." And that is enough of a bait and switch, but then Mr. Pete labels teen seductress Jessica Steele as "my daughter's nanny."

Don't get me wrong; if this movie were shipped with no title and I was instructed to sit down and watch it with a friendly "It's porn —you'll like it!^TM," well, you're damn right I would. That London Keys is like a brunette trampoline that can also text you.

It is only the final scene, when minx Dani Jensen hits on Michael Stefano, her dad's friend and mechanic, that we see the full complexity of a true DILF experience, which combines elements of betrayal, cradle-robber guilt, and the thrill of mentoring someone whose 19-year-old boyfriend is really into Jason Mraz.

"I really need to get back to working on the car," says a tortured Stefano, inching ever closer.

"Why don't you get to working on me?" Jensen says.

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