Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign?: Pornstar Astrology

A reader recently wrote in with an interesting observation: it seems that quite a few porn starlets are Geminis. Was it actually true? Did it mean anything? We decided to do our own investigation.

To start off, we polled the highly scientific sample of the sixteen pornstars included in Extreme Pornstar Showdown, using IAFD to determine their birthday and sign:

Ava Devine: January 22 (Aquarius)
Alexis Texas: January 28 (Aquarius)
Ava Rose: February 9 (Aquarius)

Jenna Haze: February 22 (Pisces)
Penny Flame: February 22 (Pisces)
Sasha Grey: March 14 (Pisces)
Eva Angelina: March 14 (Pisces)

Belladonna: May 21 (Gemini)
Gianna Michaels: June 6 (Gemini)
Stoya: June 15 (Gemini)
Dana DeArmond: June 16 (Gemini)

Jesse Jane: July 16 (Cancer)

Faye "Valentine" Reagan: September 19 (Virgo)

Bree Olson: October 7 (Libra)

Mika Tan: November 27 (Sagittarius)

Joanna Angel: December 25 (Capricorn)

While our sample is certainly Gemini-heavy, but there's also heavy representation from Pisces camp. What could this mean? We checked in with Wikipedia to see what career paths are recommended for these two porntastic signs:

Gemini: "Suitable occupations are where constant variety and/or travel are guaranteed; such as commercial traveller, writer, journalist, clerk, teacher, printing and publishing."

Pisces: "Suitable occupations are where compassionate and intuitive qualities are needed; such as caring for the sick, needy and animals, religious, social workers, hospitals and institutions, poets, writers, actors, psychics, and models."

Well, maybe it really is all in the stars.