Only You Can Fight The Topless Menace

Last week, we challenged you to come up with a word to refer to a model who's technically naked, but not actually displaying the goods. And now it's time to pick a winner.

We've selected our favorite entries, as seen in the poll below. Let us know which word speaks to you: the winner will receive a delicious prize of free porn (full of actual nudity!), and, of course, immortality and a lifetime of satisfaction and achievement.

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· "Topless" offender Chanelle Hayes via Daily POA (dailypoa.com)