This Year In Flesh: 2008 In Review

A look back at the year that was...

January
We made our way to AVN... we laughed, we cried, we watched the Abby Winters girls make out.
Shay Laren bowled... in the nude!
British schoolchildren were somehow corrupted by seeing their teacher in a sexy ad.
Basshunter featured a former pornstar in his video... and was inspired to make some porn of his own.

February
Oh god, no—shield your eyes, it's the Gene Simmons sex tape.
Lindsay Lohan got nude. But it was art, so it was okay.
Sammy Braddy also got nude. It wasn't art, but that was more than okay.

March
Eliot Spitzer was outed as a john. Then we found out his call girl was a former girl gone wild. Then there was that sex tape that wasn't actually her. Ah, memories.
And speaking of sex tapes—remember those alleged Kristin Davis photos? And all those other dubious celebrity sex tapes?
In any case—you can't go wrong with "Cheerleaders."

April
OMG Dita Von Teese was a pornstar!
Stoya was totally "Video Nasty."
Did Marilyn Monroe have a sex tape? (Probably not.)
And Tristan helped us find the gspot.

May
Indiana Carolina Jones got down and dirty.
Daphne Rosen impressed us with her boobs. And the rest of her, too!
Would you like to have sex? Do you need to know how to do everything? Boy, do we have the book for you.
Sasha Grey: more than just a pretty face.

June
Genesis announced the 100 Hottest Pornstars. Most of you disagreed with them.
Pornstars will do many things.... but you probably shouldn't ask them to act.
Everyone loves a freckled girl (and our first ever Fleshbot Request!)

July
You know what Jesse Jane is? If you guessed sexy hot, you are so right.
Aussie pop star Jess Origliasso took her top off...
... and then Australia found out.

August
The Olympics happened. We ogled the athletes.
You know who else is sexy hot? Gabriella Fox.
And we sure do love it when celebrities take off their tops.

September
The Extreme Pornstar Showdown began, with Belladonna and Sasha Grey leading the charge.
Many celebrity nipples "slipped" out into the open.
And what better way to celebrate the Jewish New Year than with Jewish pornstars?

October
"Who's Nailin Paylin?" threatened to change life as we know it.
We said goodbye to John D.—and then to Dashiell, too. We're tearing up just thinking about it.
On the other hand... girls in their panties!

November
We elected a new leader—and an old one, too! All hail Stoya and Joanna Angel!
Can you believe Corrie Loftin posed naked? Cause, uh, we totally can.
Man, those celebrities sure like having sex. On tape, even.
Nothing says equality like a giant black cock in the face.

December
Stoya: our sexy hot extreme pornstar champion. (See why she's our Crush Object of the Year?)
We wrapped up a whole lot of things.
But there's no better way to close it all out than with a bunch of topless women skydiving.