So Long, 2008. Hello, 2009.

A look back at the week that was...

· First we met Hitomi Tanaka. Then we met her hardcore videos.
· It's hard out there for a rockstar pimp.
· Well, what do you know: Vulcans have green semen.
· What happens to a woman who plays porno Palin? She gets to fuck porno Obama.
· Brains and beauty? Say no more.
· Goodbye, 2008. We had a time.