Madonna’s New Beau Is (Not) A Pornstar

Much as we would love to be able to tell you that Madonna is dating a "secret pornstar" (as Stuff would have you believe), we must report that the truth is far more mundane.

Yes, twenty-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, who's been seen cavorting with none other than Madge herself, appeared in Hostel, a racy late night Brazilian TV series. But we're sad to say that Jesus had a non-sex role. Oh, the humanity!

But hey, who knows? Maybe we'll happen across a Madonna/Jesus sex tape. Then everyone will be happy. (Except, perhaps, Madonna and Jesus).

· Madonna's Brazilian hunk in porn flick (stuff.co.nz)
· Madonna's Beau Has XXX Past (xbiz.com)