It Never Pays To Fake It

Going to a costume party? Don't forget your fake body parts! They're the perfect accessory for any outfit, especially when they're parts that are of a more private nature.

Just remember: fake body parts may be all fun and games when they're part of a costume, but real body parts are far better for the, uh, intended purpose. Sure, that fake vagina looks great (and oh so tempting)—but we think you'll find the real one far more pleasing. Trust us, we know.

· Costumed partygoers play with genitalia (full video at youporn.com)